i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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