i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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