Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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