somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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