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(850): View more from Florida

TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

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i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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(850): TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas. (407): i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful. http://tfl.nu/1iey

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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(734): I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit. http://tfl.nu/jg4n

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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.

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(734): Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half. http://tfl.nu/b8ev

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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...

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(502): I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened... http://tfl.nu/apd0

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(208): View more from Idaho

My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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(208): My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him. http://tfl.nu/oqtn

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.

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(505): He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way. http://tfl.nu/qq0o

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.

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Where the hell are you

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He's winning.

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(706): I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon. (1-706): Where the hell are you (706): He's winning. http://tfl.nu/bx2u

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(765): View more from Indiana

That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition

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(765): That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition http://tfl.nu/31mo

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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.

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(201): Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys. http://tfl.nu/w09r

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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white

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(+84): The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white http://tfl.nu/gomk

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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone

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(804): I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone http://tfl.nu/9ph0

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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted

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(919): Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted http://tfl.nu/7mo3

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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.

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(+44): Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life. http://tfl.nu/4vxb

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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me

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(973): An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me http://tfl.nu/o6hs

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(509): View more from Washington

This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.

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(509): This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats. http://tfl.nu/orv1

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