break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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