I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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