I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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