Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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