I'm really into asian looking animals
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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