I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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