Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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