We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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