we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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