Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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