Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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