doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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