Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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