Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She needs sedatives and a leash
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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