You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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