Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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