Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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