? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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