I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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