He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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