i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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