They should really pass out barf bags in church
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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