He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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