your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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