So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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