Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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