Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize