I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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