from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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