oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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