My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
high people should be assigned attendants
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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