um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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