thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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