does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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