you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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