the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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