Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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