@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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