Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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