it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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