I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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