I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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