i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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