Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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