Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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